Just like that scene in Harry and the Hendersons
Do you love unicorns? Do you want to trick people into thinking you’ve killed one?
Bonus:Â though it’s far from certain, it’s definitely implied that you ate the missing parts of the unicorn.
5/18/2006
Haiku
When in doubt, write haiku.
When I was in the Translation Workshop, this dude was translating haiku, and in workshopping with him, I learned that haiku does not actually have to follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern. That’s just something that’s caught on in the west, apparently. A Japanese haiku is just a very short poem that is meant to capture a moment.
That said, half the fun of writing haiku is the 5-7-5 thing, and I don’t speak Japanese anyway, so I think I’ll go western-style here.
I smell Cheerios.
My blood sugar grows lower,
jealous of that food.
Old coffee in my
neglected old coffee mug
cultivated fur.
Iggy Pop: so thin!
Iggy Pop: he rocks me hard!
Cooler than talent.
