Just because I’m antsy and I don’t feel like talking about the kind of day I had at work today (one frustration after another), here’s a Friday Five.  Oh man…I just skimmed the questions, and they’re hard.

1. When did you most recently receive a massage?  I had one at work a couple of weeks ago.  We have this massage service that you can sign up for.  Supposedly it’s covered by flex benefits if you have a doctor’s note, but they rejected my doctor’s note.  Apparently you have to have some sort of specific condition rather than just liking massages.
2. When did you most recently bleed?  I got a papercut on the drive to Minneapolis for Sara’s wedding.  I was afraid it was going to sting during my manicure later that day, but luckily it didn’t.
3. When did you most recently have ice cream?  I don’t remember exactly, but it was probably the last time we ate at the Lincoln Café.  That’s the only place I ever order dessert, and I think there might have been some cashew ice cream involved.
4. When did you most recently amaze yourself?  In a good way?  Today, when I got recognized/appreciated for something that I hadn’t realized was a big deal.  In a bad way?  Also today, when I poured coffee into the coffee maker at work without inserting the part that holds the filter and the coffee.  It made a giant mess.
   
5. When did you most recently turn on your vacuum cleaner?  What’s a vacuum cleaner?  Is it that loud thing that Denny sometimes walks around with that’s not a dog?