Baby (giant) farts
Oh my lord, Miles farts so much and so loudly. There have been times Denny was in another room and his didn’t believe it was the baby. Miles doesn’t seem to be in pain or disturbed by this phenomenon in any way. In fact, I think (hope) he’s quietly amused by it.
I’ve held lots of babies, and I remember their farts being these delicate little toots that were really adorable. Miles, however, lets them rip like his butt is in the brass section of a ska band. I’m kind of proud. Do it with gusto, my good man.
This post brought to you by my right hand, as my left is occupied with baby support.
