Dangerous names
One of Miles’s approximately four thousand nicknames is Sugar Booger.
I recently learned that booger sugar is a slang term for cocaine. Maybe I need to cut that one from the list. That will leave me with just:
- Snuggle-butt
- Scoop
- Noosh-noosh
- Budu
- Miles-cachoot
- Smiles
- Grumplestiltzken
- Stinker-bean (obviously some of these are contextually-based)
- Puppy-kins
- Butterbean
- Lots of others that I can’t think of right now but occur to me when the situation arises.
Apparently he’s supposed to start recognizing his name in the next month or so, but I don’t think he has a prayer considering all the other things we call him.