Yay! Baby!
My coworker had a baby. She sent pictures. I’d rather not post them all over the whole internet (because I’m sure you understand that the twelve hits a day I get, most of which are from my mom, Denny’s mom, and Emily, hog up a good portion of the internet) without her permission, so I will describe the baby.
It is a boy baby.
He was delivered by scheduled c-section.
He is pink-colored.
His head is very round, not deformed at all (product of the c-section, I guess).
He is healthy and robust and doing well, and I believe his mom is too.
In writing this, I realized that apparently my priorities in describing a human being are, in descending order of importance, gender, escape method, skin color, head shape, and general physical state. Now I will describe some other people using those terms.
Aprille: lady, ’99 Prizm or running like hell, yellowish-white, round, post-flu euphoria.
Denny: gentleman, VW Passat, pinkish-white, round, sore from playing basketball.
Snoop Dog: G, Snoopmobile, brown, a little pointy, baked on the chronic.
I’m a regular visitor too! I enjoy reading your posts and participating in your polls, etc.
so i would be
dame, vw jetta on a ferry boat, transparent pink, round but smaller than average(all hats are too big!), smelly like fish.
also is there a bons before spring break? or is it before summer?
i dont know, and would like to find out. i might want to try to go to it.