Avoiding the question
Miles and Mubby were talking via iChat AV. The topic of the conversation was opposites, and Mubby had been quizzing Miles on various words’ opposites. After a while, Mubby had to go do some work, but Miles hates to say goodbye. Sometimes he refuses to say bye and says hi just to be a stinker.
Mubby: Bye bye, Miles. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.
Miles:Â Hi!
Mubby:Â What’s the opposite of hi?
Miles:Â (pause)Â Low.
Such a smarty pants.
Love it.