A pig will serve itself to you.

Filed under: — Aprille @ 2:14 pm

I’m a little late on this, but work is finally slowing enough that I can read all those backed-up RSS feeds.

An alarm clock that cooks bacon for you. And it looks cool to boot.

I think I would like some bacon, please. The only thing that would concern me is that I’ve been buying nitrate-free (or is it nitrite-free? whatever the bad stuff is) bacon out of respect for young Bisqui, and the package states very clearly that you must keep it well-refrigerated. I think leaving raw bacon out all night might not be so great.

Maybe I could make some nice toast with it.

One response to “A pig will serve itself to you.”

  1. Died and gone to heaven….bacon alarm clock? Bacon everything, I say! Why is it that something clearly so hard on your arteries has a smell like the hair on Athena herself? *sigh*

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