{"id":3366,"date":"2015-11-05T19:55:17","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T00:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprille.org\/?p=3366"},"modified":"2015-11-05T19:55:17","modified_gmt":"2015-11-06T00:55:17","slug":"pragmatic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/?p=3366","title":{"rendered":"Pragmatic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Tobin has been into bathroom humor lately, which we&#8217;re trying to discourage by minimizing our response to it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>T:\u00c2\u00a0 Close your eyes, or I&#8217;ll poop on your head!<\/p>\n<p>D:\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s not funny.\u00c2\u00a0 Please don&#8217;t say that.<\/p>\n<p>M:\u00c2\u00a0 Do you even have to <em>go <\/em>poop?<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8230;at which point we totally blew our attempt not to laugh.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tobin has been into bathroom humor lately, which we&#8217;re trying to discourage by minimizing our response to it. T:\u00c2\u00a0 Close your eyes, or I&#8217;ll poop on your head! D:\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s not funny.\u00c2\u00a0 Please don&#8217;t say that. M:\u00c2\u00a0 Do you even have to go poop? &#8230;at which point we totally blew our attempt not to laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuffmilessays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3367,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366\/revisions\/3367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}