Nocturnal weirdness
In the never-ending series of weird things I do in my sleep, here’s last night’s installment:
I woke up (or half-woke up, or entered that quasi-conscious state I call sleepwalking) absolutely convinced that the blankets on our bed were involved in Reagan-era arms-for-hostages controversy. I needed to shake the blankets out and re-tuck myself ASAP, or the weapons would destroy us. Denny was being all cuddly, and I couldn’t get the blankets shaken off as fast as I wanted to, and I’m afraid I was kind of rude to him. I said (or at least thought; I’m not sure whether I vocalized or not), “Get off me. I need to get the weapons off the bed. It’s for the hostages!”
You’d think as a 9-year-old I would have been traumatized by more normal things, like the cancelation of Punky Brewster. But I guess that’s not what made it into my psyche.