My least kosher weekend ever
So, on Saturday night I ate crab. Shellfish is not kosher.
On Sunday for lunch I had a ham sandwich. Pork is not kosher.
On Sunday evening I made swastika armbands. Swastikas are absolutely not kosher.
If I were Jewish, I would be the worst Jew ever.
P.S. I am absolutely not a Nazi sympathizer in any form. I’m doing costumes for a play. I did make sure to close all the curtains in the room I was working, because I didn’t want the neighbors getting weird ideas.
P.P.S. Comments are working again. Thanks for your patience.
