My least kosher weekend ever
So, on Saturday night I ate crab. Shellfish is not kosher.
On Sunday for lunch I had a ham sandwich. Pork is not kosher.
On Sunday evening I made swastika armbands. Swastikas are absolutely not kosher.
If I were Jewish, I would be the worst Jew ever.
P.S. I am absolutely not a Nazi sympathizer in any form. I’m doing costumes for a play. I did make sure to close all the curtains in the room I was working, because I didn’t want the neighbors getting weird ideas.
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I guess your neighbors will just have to come up completely different weird ideas now.
“Why is that young man always photographing the food?”
See, but if someone snuck over and peeked in your curtains, they would now believe you have a dark, dark secret.
You should have made the costume on your front porch under a huge banner that said “A SALUTE TO MAKING COSTUMES FOR PLAYS”.