Baby (giant) farts
Oh my lord, Miles farts so much and so loudly. There have been times Denny was in another room and his didn’t believe it was the baby. Miles doesn’t seem to be in pain or disturbed by this phenomenon in any way. In fact, I think (hope) he’s quietly amused by it.
I’ve held lots of babies, and I remember their farts being these delicate little toots that were really adorable. Miles, however, lets them rip like his butt is in the brass section of a ska band. I’m kind of proud. Do it with gusto, my good man.
This post brought to you by my right hand, as my left is occupied with baby support.
“better out than in, i always say” – shrek
That brings back memories of lots and lots of one-handed eating. 🙂
I’m glad Gus has a fart buddy. She still sometimes will rip one you can hear across the house (although the last time she did it she said very loudly and very clearly afterwards “Daddy?” I think it’s fart association) If Miles does keep this up- which I’m guessing he will, just think, in a matter of months he will find this as riotously funny as you do.
And it’s a good thing to share a laugh about toots with your child.
Don’t tell John I widely published that our daughtie
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… that our daughter (we do not call her our daughtie. that’s freaky weird) associates her gas with him. 🙂
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hahahahaha. that’s awesome.
Hayley (the 5-year-old) is also extremely proud of her gas. I regularly hear “Daddy, come here, I have a secret to tell you! [rrrrrrrrrrrrip] Tee hee hee hee!”
That’s my girl!
Heehee, my husband is normally totally annoyed when I talk about baby stories – but he loved this one…telling me we need a baby NOW!!! 🙂
I understand this behavior is genetic.
Welcome to the Club. Keston regularly exerts shockwave-level gas upon the house structure, surprising all of us, even himself.
ha! that’s hilarious!
i’m kind of worried that my child will also have insane amounts of gas, handed down by his or her father.