Cute Dr. Evil
Here is an example of Eliott Lewis’s cuteness:
In other cute Eliott news, he has an email address. If you need to contact him, you may do so at eliott.lewis (at) gmail.com
I protected his @ sign in order to try to shield him from spam. His dad says he’s already getting some, and it pisses little Eliott off.
Awwwwww! I think that pretty much sums it up for me.
Dammit, dad, quit passing those photos of me around on the web.