Archiving Stuff my People Say (Summer 2018)
August 28, 2018:
Callum was playing a game and got thwarted by a pop-up.
C: Will you help me close this…ad…itude?
Later:
C: It’s ad-ituding again!
August 27, 2018:
Callum was digging around in his nose.
A: Is it kind of boogery in there?
C: Yes. Can you get it out?
[I make a mostly-feigned attempt.]
A: Sorry, I can’t. Would you like to use a Kleenex and blow your nose?
C: Try your pinkie.
July 19, 2018:
C:Â This Pez dispenser has no Pez. Can we fill it with yes Pez?
July 16, 2018:
T: The oldest woman in the world died recently.
M: Who was the oldest man?
T: I don’t have Wikipedia in my head, Miles.
July 10, 2018:
“You piece of… PORK!” –Tobin, insulting Miles as gravely as could muster.
June 26, 2018:
Callum, after accidentally launching a video ad on a game he was playing:
C:Â What the heck did I DID?
June 21, 2018:
T: This rain is good for the garden! And the bushes! And the hostages!
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(Hostas)
June 19, 2018:
A: Dang it, where did I put my coffee?
C, very tenderly: I can give you hug.
June 6, 2018:
T: Were cars invented in your day, Mom?
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