Loch Ness
I have been a Loch Ness Monster fan since the sixth grade, when I did a super-rad video project on the topic, starring my newt Houdini (QEPD). Imagine my delight when, while sitting in one of those restaurants that have a lot of TVs at lunch today, I caught a breaking Loch Ness Monster-related story on CNN. Those kind of stories don’t come up often, especially not the kind that’s pro-LNM. Usually it’s just downer stuff like exposing the famous picture hoax.
But this is exciting stuff! A scientist in Scotland (duh) got some new footage of what may be a sea loch monster. Best of all, scientist Adrian Shine, who’s been making the rounds talking on the topic (different person than the one who took the film) looks totally amazing and insane.
That video looks like it features a big snake. I hope someone catches this sumbitch before I die.
And, ruh ro.
that scientist guy is fucking hot
Everytime I picture “Nessie” in my head I imagine a creature that lives under a lake the size and shape of Aylee from Sluggy Freelance.