Everyone will want to pet your Burro.
And to think, I always thought Spencer Gifts was awesome enough for selling novelty t-shirts and fake poop and stuff. Apparently they use to be much, much awesomer:
ALSO: I hope there are no hidden cameras in my cubicle, because I seriously boogie when good songs come on iTunes. I am currently doing a little shoulder-shrugging air maracas dance to a mashup of G-Unit’s “In da Club” and Queen’s “We Will Rock You.”
Poor burros in the mail! Poor postmen trying to schlep live burros in their little white jeeps!
And now everyone has to use the Internet to order a little ass.
The burros were cool but I like the description of the finger mouse puppets as “EXTRA MOUSEY!!!”